deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing
"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you
Anonymous asked:
why are you so obsessed with your gender get a real job
sweatermuppet answered:
i frolic joyously whilst you seethe
Pointedly refuse to distinguish between in-universe and out-of-universe conversation
Actually my character would say "Can I roll for seduction?" to seduce the villain
I sidle up to someone in a bar and ask if I can roll for seduction.
Amused, they say yes.
I roll a one, and immediately trip over a barstool, breaking my nose and ruining their shoes with my face-blood
Back with some of the artfight backlog, here's Zephyr for @haleymythicalartadventures ! It's my second time drawing this one










